Before you initial your life away

What the hell are you actually agreeing to?

Upload the fine print. We translate it into normal-human language, flag the sketchy stuff, and tell you what to ask before your signature becomes someone else’s payday.

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THE FINE-PRINT DETECTOR

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LEASES ✦ CONTRACTOR QUOTES ✦ CAR DEALS ✦ WEDDING VENDORS ✦ GYM MEMBERSHIPS ✦ WARRANTIES ✦ SUBSCRIPTIONS ✦
HOW IT WORKS

Legal-ish paper.
Human-ish answers.

01

Upload the thing

That lease, quote, warranty, membership, financing offer—or whatever arrived with twelve pages of “standard language.”

02

We find the nonsense

We scan for fees, cancellation rules, renewals, one-sided obligations, vague wording, and important blanks.

03

You get the translation

Green means normal. Yellow means pay attention. Red means investigate before your pen touches paper.

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A fast, gloriously blunt gut-check from 0 to 100. Share it, save it, or send it to the person who said, “Don’t worry, this is standard.”

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THE VIBE CHECK

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THE FULL RECEIPTS

$9.99 / document

Every clause worth side-eyeing.
  • Everything in Free
  • Full color-coded breakdown
  • Fees & deadline summary
  • Questions to ask before signing
  • Downloadable report

A REAL HUMAN, PLEASE

$29 / document

For when the stakes feel extra real.
  • Everything in Full
  • Human-approved clarity review
  • AI-assisted personalized notes
  • 24–48 hour turnaround

THE HOUSEHOLD PLAN

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Because adulthood keeps emailing attachments.
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  • Share with your household
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Important, boring, necessary sentence:

Should I Sign This? helps you understand documents. It does not provide legal advice, create an attorney-client relationship, or replace a qualified lawyer. For high-stakes or unusual situations, talk to an attorney before signing.